Wow. Always assumed this wasn’t real.

Helga! Olga! Svetlana!

Come here my special little russian brides.

That’s right. Mail-order brides no longer exist. (e)Mail-order brides on the other hand… BOOMING market.

Apparently this site extolls the benefits of considering a russian bride. They are faithful, endearing, loving, sacrifice any and all career goals to be there for you, and many many more qualities. Much like a puppy. Except you can have sex with her. After all, she is your wife. For money. I assume. Didn’t see much on it beyond the press release.

Ever wanted a Russian bride? Look no further.

All your Russian brides are belong to us.

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