I overheard the following conversation starter the other day…
“What statement would you like to see on your tombstone as a testament to the contributions you made in your life”
While this has the potential for some actual philisophical thought, I couldn’t help but think that the following would be good.
“Here Lies Jeff. Damn That Rich Guy Sure Lived a Long Time!”
8 Comments
Comments RSS TrackBack Identifier URI
Leave a comment
I don’t know what I want on my tombstone but I have told my wife that I want to be creamated and put in an urn so that I can hang around the house for the rest of her life, and my kids lives. I know that if they put me in the ground they’ll eventually stop visiting and i’ll probably get stuck next to some anoying bastard for eternity anyways!! Wouldn’t that suck if when you are burried, those you are burried next to are like your neighbors for all eternity, but you can’t get away from them because you can see and move through anything and all that shit.
I do want my urn to have a big Parental Advisory sticker on it!!
PEACE
Christi Lynne Nelson
R I P
1977 - 2057
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most of us exist. That is all.”
I don’t know what I would want my tombstone to say either. Maybe “Here lies me, don’t you wish you knew me, ha, ha!”, and have a picture of some super hot supermodel above my comment.
How about:
Holder of Guinness Record for longest funeral procession in history.
From the humerous, philisophical, um.. something something hot supermodel.. where was I? to the interesting.
Keep the comments coming!
I’ve already got mine. It says ‘everything is pointless’
He’s dead. And he still thinks Filipinos are stupid.
“We are so doomed”
or
No worries I’ve been cloned!