Chris Farley Lives!!
Tommy Want Clicky Linky


Tommy Want Clicky Linky
from a game called “Three-headed Broadway Star”
In order to preserve my G (PG13-ish) rating, I am implementing a password protection system on certain posts if I feel they are opt-in posts.
Anyone is eligible to email me for the password, just reference the post title you want the password for and I will send it off to you. If you show the interest consider yourself warned.
What?
On the plus side, that led me down a path which ended with me feeling all nice and brit pop indie listening to a band apparently called ‘Good Shoes’ ? Too tired to do any actual looking into it. What do you think of them?
Well, I was checking my site information and found out that I am on the incline when it comes to organic traffic which is great! I know many of you have asked that I get back to my ‘roots’ as they were and start posting more personal entries and not just clip of the (every third or fourth) day. I agree with you all 100%. I want to get back into the swing of things and I will start making a concerted effort — even if it just comes across as mindless drivel or pointless stream of conciousness.
In summation:
1) Post more
2) Seriously, post more. But make it more personal.
3) Continue building organic traffic so you can do a keyword check and come to the realization that a couple of people have found this site be searching for the following two terms — “funnessocity” and … drum roll please …… the number one favorite search engine phrase that led people to this site ….. “vomiting for no particular reason”
UPDATE:
“ice cream heroin junkies” now tops the list. Why did THAT pull up my site?
I would so buy my sofas there.
and so we have to say goodbye to Mr. Wizard.
Any of you out there remember AllAdvantage? They were one of the companies during the peak of the internet craze offering money just for surfing the internet. Scam-a-licious? Sounds like it yeah, but the fact is they actually ran a legit shop until the crash.
A little history from Wikipedia:
“AllAdvantage was launched on March 31, 1999, by Jim Jorgensen, Johannes Pohle, Carl Anderson, and Oliver Brock. During its nearly 2 years of operation, it raised nearly $200 Million in venture capital and grew to more than 10 million members in its first 18 months of operation. The company’s practice of compensating existing members for referring new members led it to become one of the most heavily promoted websites of its time. That popularity was reflected in the ranking of AllAdvantage.com among the top 20 of many website traffic indices during most of the company’s existence, including Nielsen//NetRatings.
AllAdvantage ultimately fell victim to the sharp decline in advertising spending as the dot-com bubble burst and the U.S. economy entered a recessionary period in mid-2000. AllAdvantage planned an initial public offering of stock in early 2000, underwritten by renowned investment banker Frank Quattrone and his firm Credit Suisse First Boston. As the IPO market continued to sour through mid-2000, the offering plans were cancelled. The company continued to seek new sources of revenue and expanded its offerings to include sweepstakes. But the company finally halted consumer-facing operations in February 2001. By the time it closed its doors, the company had paid out over $120 million to its members.”
Well, they have reinvented themselves, redone their business plan, and it looks like they may be back to stay. Want to join in the profits?