Just a warning…
Don’t Lick The Blog Archives.


Don’t Lick The Blog Archives.
where you just feel like reheated death?
and you assume it is just a one-day thing so you keep on trucking and then you begin to deteriorate throughout the day.
From that point you do the smart thing and spend some nice quality time with your pillow. Seems to work for a while but just can’t shake it.
Then you do something you hate to do, call in sick to work. That was a vague summary of Saturday afternoon through now.
Going to give another night of sleep the ole college try. If I don’t see a change
Also, just because I read -someone’s- blog and began conversing with them over the weekend and -they- have been sick, doesn’t mean I somehow blame you for this. *shakes fist in mock rage, coughs until he is out of breath, and goes to lie down*
Seacrest. Out.
This winner for the month of July is:
“fat guy swinging a golf club”.
Yeah baby, yeah!
That’s it. Just to walk. Perhaps a twirl, flourish, smile.
If you can’t do it right, it’s just sad.
socio-economic race relations message.
All I can think though is that if this were real, we would’ve had an incredibly delicious year here in Texas so far.
UPDATE: I was then led to this.
UPDATE: Part five (this was added later but was much funnier as a parody video in my opinion. Plus, it’s my blog and I can out go of order want I if.)
UPDATE Part Deux:
Anyone remember Snow?
UPDATE Part (Three in Dutch)
If ever there was an anti-drug PSA — these will do.
Ah well. Whatever Turns You On. Did they really say that?
Plus… I think there is probably a small segment of the population who are actually turned on by juice. Scary.
Who’s There?
Michael Vick and Harry Chapin.
Michael Vick and Harry Chapin who?
Michael Vick and Harry Chapin Wrote a song for you:
He’ll get the hang of that bee-otch slap all the kids are talking about these days.